{"id":124,"date":"2011-01-02T20:37:47","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T19:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quantum-bits.org\/?p=122"},"modified":"2015-08-10T16:08:22","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T15:08:22","slug":"which-geek-am-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quantum-bits.org\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"Which geek am I ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width='100%'>\n<tr>\n<td>\nLet&#8217;s start this new year with a fundamental question: what kind of a nerd am I ? As some may know, I&#8217;m a huge fan on &#8220;The Big Bang Theory&#8221; TV series. How could it be otherwise ? Geeks, physicists, addiction to comics and a cute neighbor. The perfect cocktail.\n<\/td>\n<td valign='top'><img src='http:\/\/quantum-bits.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/science.png' align='top'><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign='top'>Yep, I&#8217;m the kind of guy who would freeze images on a big screen to have a precise look at the paper boards on the background&#8230; And, well, I&#8217;m kind of proud to be able to laugh at the (very) nerdy jokes they sometimes hide. Or correct formulas whenever they contain errors (which, I must say, is rather unfrequent).\n<\/td>\n<td valign='top' nowrap>&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src='http:\/\/quantum-bits.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/the-big-bang-theory.png' align='top'><\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nAnyhoo, I recently came to talk about the series with my cousin Thierry. Of course, being the weirdo guy of the family, he asked me which of these nerds I would be. I answered &#8220;Sheldon&#8221; right away, which I&#8217;m not that proud of.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to make sure of this. Even though there&#8217;s a gazillion quizzes on the Internet about that very question, as any good geek would do, I built my own (and utterly biased) personal analysis grid, to check things out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Howard Wolowitz, M. Eng.<\/b><br \/>\nHoward is an aerospace engineer at Caltech&#8217;s Department of Applied Physics.<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td nowrap valign=\"top\"><img src='http:\/\/quantum-bits.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/howard-wolowitz.png' align='top'>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/><center><b>Score: +2<\/b><\/center><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\">\n<b>Pros:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I hold a Master&#8217;s Degree (who doesn&#8217;t ?)<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I&#8217;m a part-jewish pork-eater<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I have over-protective parents<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I&#8217;m allergic (but not to peanuts)<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I&#8217;m more gifted with computers than women<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I&#8217;m fluent in French (easy one, I&#8217;m French)<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Cons:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I don&#8217;t live with my mother (good lord no)<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I believe I&#8217;m not that sex-craved<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I&#8217;m less obnoxious with women than Howard (I hope&#8230;)<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I&#8217;m not that fond of briskets<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p><b>Rasjeh Koothrappali, Ph.D.<\/b><br \/>\nRaj is Horward&#8217;s best friend and is a particle astrophysicist in the Physics Department at Caltech.<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td nowrap valign=\"top\"><img src='http:\/\/quantum-bits.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/rasjeh-koothrappali.png' align='top'>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/><center><b>Score: +1<\/b><\/center><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\">\n<b>Pros:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I also hold a Ph.D.<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I have a nervous bladder<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>My thesis was deeply connected to the early state of matter<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>My usual way to make contact with girls is to stare at them without saying anything. Yes, I know, it doesn&#8217;t work. I&#8217;m very aware of this<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Cons:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I can actually talk to women without being drunk. Though it doesn&#8217;t usually make a lot of sense.<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>Even if Raj can&#8217;t talk to women, he often ends up in bed with them. Which I don&#8217;t : ( <\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p><b>Leonard Hofstadter, Ph.D.<\/b><br \/>\nLeonard is a Caltech experimental physicist who shares an apartment with colleague and friend Sheldon Cooper. They live across the hallway from Penny.<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td nowrap valign=\"top\"><img src='http:\/\/quantum-bits.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/leonard-hofstadter.png' align='top'>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/><center><b>Score: +3<\/b><\/center><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\">\n<b>Pros:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I hold a Ph.D. in experimental particle physics<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I also possess a Star Wars light saber replica (and other collectibles)<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I get carsick unless I seat in the front seat<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>Even though I&#8217;m a total nerd, like Leonard, I want to be more social<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I also think that &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; movies sucked<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Cons:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I&#8217;m not lactose-intolerant and can eat cheese without passing gas<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>He had sex with <a href='http:\/\/quantum-bits.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/penny.jpg' rel='facebox'>Penny<\/a>, for god&#8217;s sake !<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p><b>Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D.<\/b><br \/>\nSheldon is a theoretical physicist, Leonard&#8217;s roommate, colleague and best friend. Despite his extremely high intelligence, Sheldon is usually inept in most social interactions and presents the qualities of Asperger Syndrome and Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td nowrap valign=\"top\"><img src='http:\/\/quantum-bits.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/sheldon-cooper.png' align='top'>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/><center><b>Score: +4<\/b><br \/><font size=\"1\">(Quantum gravity counts as 2)<\/font><\/center><\/td>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\">\n<b>Pros:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>Though I hold a Ph.D. in experimental particle physics, I come from a purely theoretical background <\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I can&#8217;t drive (even if I have a driver&#8217;s licence)<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I tend to be socially inept, though I&#8217;m working on it<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I&#8217;m totally obnoxious when I&#8217;m sick<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I also think that &#8220;Babylon 5&#8221; sucks<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>I often wear geeky T-Shirts<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>One word: Spock<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Cons:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>He&#8217;s asexual, which I&#8217;m definitely not<\/font><\/li>\n<li style='list-style: square inside;  color:#aaaaaa;'><font color='#666666'>That&#8217;s a big one: I don&#8217;t think superstring theories are the right way to tackle quantum gravitation. I&#8217;m a quantum-loop theory gravity person, like Sheldon&#8217;s nemesis Leslie Winkler.<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p>&#8230; and the result is:<br \/>\n<center><img src='http:\/\/quantum-bits.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/kiviat.png' align='top'><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I guess, I&#8217;m Sheldon-like, but with a healthy dose of Leonard \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s start this new year with a fundamental question: what kind of a nerd am I ? 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